A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. - small flat-bladed tool for spreading mortar etc.
- scoop for lifting small plants or earth. [latin trulla]
TRUANT
—n. - child who stays away from school.
- person who avoids work etc. —adj. Shirking, idle, wandering. —v. (also play truant) be a truant. truancy n. (pl. -ies). [french, probably from celtic]
TRUDGE
—v. (-ging) 1 go on foot, esp. Laboriously.
- traverse (a distance) in this way. —n. Trudging walk. [origin unknown]
TRUISM
n. Statement too hackneyed to be worth making, e.g. ‘nothing lasts for ever’.
TRUSTY
—adj. (-ier, -iest) archaic or joc. Trustworthy (a trusty steed). —n. (pl. -ies) prisoner given special privileges for good behaviour.
TRYING
adj. Annoying, vexatious; hard to endure.
TRYOUT
n. Experimental test.
TSETSE
n. African fly feeding on blood and transmitting esp. Sleeping-sickness. [tswana]
TSHIRT
n. Short-sleeved casual top having the form of a t when spread out.
