In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
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n. (often titan) person of very great strength, intellect, or importance. [greek, = member of a race of giants]
barn n. Barn built to hold tithes paid in kind.
- —n. - one-tenth of the annual produce of land or labour, formerly taken as a tax for the church. - tenth part. —v. (-thing) 1 subject to tithes. - pay tithes. [old english, = tenth] TITLE
n. - name of a book, work of art, etc.
- heading of a chapter, document, etc. - a = *title-page. B book, magazine, etc., in terms of its title (brought out two new titles). - (usu. In pl.) Caption or credit in a film etc. - name indicating a person's status (e.g. Queen, professor) or used as a form of address or reference (e.g. Lord, mr, your grace). - championship in sport. - law a right to ownership of property with or without possession. B facts constituting this. C (foll. By to) just or recognized claim. [latin titulus] - role n. Part in a play etc. That gives it its name (e.g. Othello). TIZZY
n. (pl. -ies) colloq. State of agitation (in a tizzy). [origin unknown]
—n. (pl. -ies) sycophant. —v. (foll. By to) (-ies, -ied) behave servilely to; fawn upon. toadyism n. [contraction of toad-eater]
rack n. Rack for holding slices of toast at table.
- —n. - sliced bread browned on both sides by radiant heat. - a person or thing in whose honour a company is requested to drink. B call to drink or an instance of drinking in this way. —v. - brown by radiant heat. - warm (one's feet, oneself, etc.) At a fire etc. - drink to the health or in honour of (a person or thing). [french toster roast] TODAY
—adv. - on this present day.
- nowadays. —n. - this present day. - modern times. [old english] TODDY
n. (pl. -ies) drink of spirits with hot water and sugar etc. [hindustani tar palm]
n.pl. Net, snare. [toil from french: related to *toilet]
and froing n. Constant movement to and fro; bustle; dispersed activity. [from *to, *fro]
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