A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh… Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
n. (pl. -ies) any of various philosophies professing to achieve knowledge of god by spiritual ecstasy, direct intuition, or special individual relations, esp. A modern movement following hindu and buddhist teachings and seeking universal brotherhood. theosophical adj. Theosophist n. [greek theosophos wise concerning god]
THEREFORE
adv. For that reason; accordingly, consequently.
THEREUPON
adv. - in consequence of that.
- immediately after that.
THESAURUS
n. (pl. -ri or -ruses) book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts. [greek: related to *treasure]
THICKHEAD
n. Colloq. Stupid person. thickheaded adj.
THICKNESS
n. - being thick.
- extent of this.
- layer of material (use three thicknesses).
THIGHBONE
n. = *femur.
THINGUMMY
n. (pl. -ies) (also thingumabob, thingumajig) colloq. Person or thing whose name one has forgotten or does not know.
THINKTANK
n. Colloq. Body of experts providing advice and ideas on national or commercial problems.
