A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
n. Hinged or removable flap at the rear of a lorry etc.
TAILLIGHT
n. (also tail-lamp) us rear light on a vehicle etc.
TAILPIECE
n. - rear appendage.
- final part of a thing.
- decoration in a blank space at the end of a chapter etc.
TAILPLANE
n. Horizontal aerofoil at the tail of an aircraft.
TALKATIVE
adj. Fond of or given to talking.
TALKINGTO
n. Colloq. Reproof, reprimand.
TANGERINE
n. - small sweet thin-skinned citrus fruit like an orange; mandarin.
- deep orange-yellow colour. [tangier in morocco]
TANTALIZE
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) 1 torment or tease by the sight or promise of the unobtainable.
- raise and then dash the hopes of. tantalization n. [tantalus, mythical king punished in hades with sight of water and fruit which drew back whenever he tried to reach them]
TAOISEACH
n. Prime minister of the irish republic. [irish, = chief, leader]
TARANTULA
n. - large hairy tropical spider.
- large black s. European spider. [medieval latin: related to *tarantella]
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