There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
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RAGWORT
n. Yellow-flowered ragged-leaved plant.
RAILCAR
n. Single powered railway coach.
RAILING
n. (usu. In pl.) Fence or barrier made of rails.
RAILMAN
n. = *railwayman.
RAILWAY
n. - track or set of tracks of steel rails upon which trains run.
- such a system worked by a single company.
- organization and personnel required for its working.
RAIMENT
n. Archaic clothing. [arrayment: related to *array]
RAINBOW
trout n. Large trout orig. Of the pacific coast of n. America.
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RAKEOFF
n. Colloq. Commission or share.
RAMADAN
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