A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked,
"How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill.
That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
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v. (-ting) 1 move round an axis or centre, revolve.
- take or arrange (esp. Crops) in rotation. - act or take place in rotation (chairmanship will rotate). rotatable adj. Rotatory adj. [latin: related to *rota] ROTGUT
n. Slang cheap harmful alcohol.
adj. (-er, -est) 1 rotting or rotted; fragile from age or use.
- morally or politically corrupt. - slang a disagreeable, unpleasant, bad (had a rotten time). B worthless (rotten idea). C ill (feel rotten). rottenly adv. Rottenness n. [old norse: related to *rot] - borough n. Hist. (before 1832) english borough electing an mp though having very few voters. ROTTER
n. Slang nasty or contemptible person. [from *rot]
adj. - plump, podgy.
- (of speech etc.) Sonorous, grandiloquent. rotundity n. [latin rotundus: related to *rota] ROUBLE
n. (also ruble) chief monetary unit of russia etc. [french from russian]
eye n. Tendency to infidelity.
n. Mus. (pl. -s or -ti) temporary disregarding of strict tempo. [italian, = robbed]
band n. Loop of rubber for holding papers etc. Together.
- plant n. - evergreen tropical plant often cultivated as a house-plant. - (also rubber tree) tropical tree yielding latex. - stamp —n. - device for inking and imprinting on a surface. - a person who mechanically copies or endorses others' actions. B indication of such endorsement. —v. (rubber-stamp) approve automatically. - n. - tough elastic substance made from the latex of plants or synthetically. - piece of this or a similar substance for erasing esp. Pencil marks. - colloq. Condom. - (in pl.) Us galoshes. rubbery adj. Rubberiness n. [from *rub] - n. Match of esp. Three successive games between the same sides or persons at whist, bridge, cricket, etc. [origin unknown] RUBBLE
n. Rough fragments of stone, brick, etc., esp. From a demolished building. [french robe spoils]
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