A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
—n. - stage in a process of change or development.
- each of the aspects of the moon or a planet, according to the amount of its illumination.
- physics stage in a periodically recurring sequence, esp. The wave-form of alternating electric currents or light. —v. (-sing) carry out (a programme etc.) In phases or stages. phase in (or out) bring gradually into (or out of) use. [greek phasis appearance]
PHIAL
n. Small glass bottle, esp. For liquid medicine. [greek phiate broad flat dish]
PHILE
comb. Form (also -phil) forming nouns and adjectives denoting fondness for what is specified (bibliophile). [greek philos loving]
PHILO
comb. Form (also phil- before a vowel or h) denoting a liking for what is specified. [greek philos friend]
PHLOX
n. (pl. Same or -es) plant with scented clusters of esp. White, blue, or red flowers. [greek phlox, name of a plant (literally ‘flame’)]
PHOBE
comb. Form forming nouns denoting a person with a specified fear or aversion (xenophobe). [greek phobos fear]
PHONE
book n. = *telephone directory.
- n. & v. (-ning) colloq. = *telephone. [abbreviation]
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