A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
de resistance n. (pl. Pieces de resistance pronunc. Same) most important or remarkable item, esp. A dish at a meal. [french]
- —n. - a (often foll. By of) distinct portion forming part of or broken off from a larger object. B each of the parts of which a set or category is composed (five-piece band).
- coin.
- (usu. Short) literary or musical composition; picture; play.
PIETA
n. Representation of the virgin mary holding the dead body of christ on her lap. [italian, = *piety]
PIETY
n. (pl. -ies) 1 quality of being pious.
- pious act. [latin: related to *pious]
PIGGY
bank n. Pig-shaped money box.
- —n. (pl. -ies) colloq. Little pig. —adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 like a pig.
- (of features etc.) Like those of a pig.
PIGMY
var. Of *pygmy.
PILAU
n. (also pilaff, pilaf) middle eastern or indian dish of rice boiled with meat, vegetables, spices, etc. [turkish]
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