There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
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adv. Archaic or formal to or towards that place. [old english]
n. Chem. Radioactive metallic element. [thor, name of scandinavian god of thunder]
n. - process or power of thinking; faculty of reason.
- way of thinking associated with a particular time, group, etc. - sober reflection or consideration. - idea or piece of reasoning produced by thinking. - (foll. By of + verbal noun or to + infin.) Partly formed intention (had no thought to go). - (usu. In pl.) What one is thinking; one's opinion. - (prec. By a) somewhat (a thought arrogant). in thought meditating. [old english: related to *think] - past and past part. Of *think. THRIFTY
adj. (-ier, -iest) economical. thriftily adv. Thriftiness n.
adj. (-ier, -iest) (of a voice) hoarsely resonant. throatily adv. Throatiness n.
(also thro', us thru) —prep. - a from end to end or side to side of. B going in one side or end and out the other of.
- between or among (swam through the waves). - from beginning to end of (read through the letter; went through many difficulties). - because of; by the agency, means, or fault of (lost it through carelessness). - us up to and including (monday through friday). —adv. - through a thing; from side to side, end to end, or beginning to end. - so as to be connected by telephone (will put you through). —attrib. Adj. - (of a journey, route, etc.) Done without a change of line or vehicle etc. Or with one ticket. - (of traffic) going through a place to its destination. - (of a road) open at both ends. be through colloq. - (often foll. By with) have finished. - (often foll. By with) cease to have dealings. - have no further prospects. Through and through thoroughly, completely. [old english] THROWIN
n. Throwing in of a football during play.
n. Metallic element of the lanthanide series. [latin thule region in the remote north]
—n. - loud noise caused by lightning and due to the expansion of rapidly heated air.
- resounding loud deep noise (thunders of applause). - strong censure or denunciation. —v. - (prec. By it as subject) thunder sounds (it is thundering; if it thunders). - make or proceed with a noise like thunder. - utter (threats, compliments, etc.) Loudly. - (foll. By against etc.) Make violent threats etc. Against. steal a person's thunder see *steal. thundery adj. [old english] THYROID
cartilage n. Large cartilage of the larynx, forming the adam's apple.
- n. (in full thyroid gland) 1 large ductless gland in the neck of vertebrates, secreting a hormone which regulates growth and development. - extract prepared from the thyroid gland of animals and used in treating goitre etc. [greek thureos oblong shield]
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