There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
—n. - a spun-out cotton, silk, or glass etc.; yarn. B length of this.
- thin cord of twisted yarns used esp. In sewing and weaving.
- continuous aspect of a thing (the thread of life; thread of his argument).
- spiral ridge of a screw. —v. - pass a thread through (a needle).
- put (beads) on a thread.
- insert (a strip of material, e.g. Film or magnetic tape) into equipment.
- make (one's way) carefully through a crowded place, over a difficult route, etc. [old english: related to *throw]
THREAT
n. - declaration of an intention to punish or hurt if an order etc. Is not obeyed.
- indication of something undesirable coming (threat of war).
- person or thing as a likely cause of harm etc. [old english]
THRESH
v. - beat out or separate grain from (corn etc.).
- = *thrash v. 4. thresher n. [old english]
THRICE
adv. Archaic or literary 1 three times.
- (esp. In comb.) Highly (thrice-blessed). [related to *three]
THRIFT
n. - frugality; careful use of money etc.
- the sea pink. [old norse: related to *thrive]
THRILL
—n. - wave or nervous tremor of emotion or sensation (a thrill of joy).
- throb, pulsation. —v. - (cause to) feel a thrill.
- quiver or throb with or as with emotion. [old english, = pierce: related to *through]
THRIPS
n. (pl. Same) an insect harmful to plants. [greek, = woodworm]
THRIVE
v. (-ving; past throve or thrived; past part. Thriven or thrived) 1 prosper, flourish.
- grow rich.
- (of a child, animal, or plant) grow vigorously. [old norse]
THROAT
n. - a windpipe or gullet. B front part of the neck containing this.
- literary narrow passage, entrance, or exit. cut one's own throat harm oneself or one's interests. Ram (or thrust) down a person's throat force on a person's attention. [old english]
THRONE
—n. - chair of state for a sovereign or bishop etc.
- sovereign power (came to the throne). —v. (-ning) enthrone. [greek thronos]
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