A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
n. Imposition or payment of tax. [latin: related to *tax]
TAXONOMY
n. Classification of living and extinct organisms. taxonomic adj. Taxonomical adj. Taxonomically adv. Taxonomist n. [greek taxis arrangement, -nomia distribution]
TAXPAYER
n. Person who pays taxes.
TAYBERRY
n. (pl. -ies) hybrid fruit between the blackberry and raspberry. [river tay in scotland]
