A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) evolve or indulge in theories.
THESPIAN
—adj. Of drama. —n. Actor or actress. [greek thespis, name of a greek tragedian]
THIAMINE
n. (also thiamin) b vitamin found in unrefined cereals, beans, and liver, a deficiency of which causes beriberi. [greek theion sulphur, amin from *vitamin]
THICKSET
adj. - heavily or solidly built.
- set or growing close together.
THIEVERY
n. Stealing.
THIEVISH
adj. Given to stealing.
THINKING
—attrib. Adj. Intelligent, rational. —n. Opinion or judgement.
THIRTEEN
adj. & n. - one more than twelve.
- symbol for this (13, xiii, xiii).
- size etc. Denoted by thirteen. thirteenth adj. & n. [old english: related to *three]
THOROUGH
adj. - complete and unqualified; not superficial.
- acting or done with great care and completeness.
- absolute (thorough nuisance). thoroughly adv. Thoroughness n. [related to *through]
THOUSAND
adj. & n. (pl. Thousands or (in sense 1) thousand) (in sing. Prec. By a or one) 1 ten hundred.
- symbol for this (1,000, m, m).
- (in sing. Or pl.) Colloq. Large number. thousandfold adj. & adv. Thousandth adj. & n. [old english]
