There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
n. - flavoured sweet effervescent powder or drink.
- drink of sweet diluted fruit juices. [turkish and persian from arabic]
SHERIFF
n. - a (also high sheriff) chief executive officer of the crown in a county, administering justice etc. B honorary officer elected annually in some towns.
- us elected chief law-enforcing officer in a county.
- (also sheriff-depute) scot. Chief judge of a county or district. [old english: related to *shire, *reeve1]
SHIATSU
n. Japanese therapy in which pressure is applied, chiefly with fingers and hands, to specific points on the body. [japanese, = finger pressure]
SHIMMER
—v. Shine tremulously or faintly. —n. Tremulous or faint light. [old english]
SHINDIG
n. Colloq. - lively noisy party.
- = *shindy 1. [probably from *shindy]
SHINGLE
n. Small smooth pebbles, esp. On the sea-shore. shingly adj. [origin uncertain]
- —n. - rectangular wooden tile used on roofs etc.
- archaic a shingled hair. B shingling of hair. —v. (-ling) 1 roof with shingles.
- archaic a cut (a woman's hair) short. B cut the hair of (a person or head) in this way. [latin scindula]
SHIPPER
n. Person or company that ships goods. [old english]
