There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
—adj. (foll. By of) without regard or consideration for. —adv. Without paying attention.
REGENERATE
—v. (-ting) 1 bring or come into renewed existence; generate again.
- improve the moral condition of.
- impart new, more vigorous, or spiritually higher life or nature to.
- biol.
REGIMENTAL
—adj. Of a regiment. —n. (in pl.) Military uniform, esp. Of a particular regiment. regimentally adv.
REGISTERED
nurse n. Nurse with a state certificate of competence.
- post n. Postal procedure with special precautions for safety and for compensation in case of loss.
REGULATION
n. - regulating or being regulated.
- prescribed rule.
- (attrib.) A in accordance with regulations; of the correct type etc. B colloq. Usual.
REINFORCED
concrete n. Concrete with metal bars or wire etc. Embedded to increase its strength.
REJUVENATE
v. (-ting) make (as if) young again. rejuvenation n. [latin juvenis young]
RELATIVITY
n. - being relative.
- physics a (special theory of relativity) theory based on the principle that all motion is relative and that light has a constant velocity. B (general theory of relativity) theory extending this to gravitation and accelerated motion.
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