A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. Device for receiving a radio signal and automatically transmitting a different signal. [from *transmit, *respond]
TRANSPORTER
bridge n. Bridge carrying vehicles etc. Across water on a suspended moving platform.
- n. Vehicle used to transport other vehicles or heavy machinery etc. By road.
TRANSSEXUAL
(also transexual) —adj. Having the physical characteristics of one sex and an overwhelming psychological identification with the other. —n. - transsexual person.
- person who has had a sex change.
TRANSURANIC
adj. (of a chemical element) having a higher atomic number than uranium.
TREACHEROUS
adj. - guilty of or involving treachery.
- (of the weather, ice, the memory, etc.) Likely to fail or give way. treacherously adv. [french from trichier cheat: related to *trick]
TREASONABLE
adj. Involving or guilty of treason.
TREECREEPER
n. Small creeping bird feeding on insects in tree-bark.
A cat will clean itself with paw and tongue after a dangerous experience or when it has fought with another cat. This is an attempt by the animal to soothe its nerves by doing something natural and instinctive.
