A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
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bench n. Front bench in the house of commons occupied by cabinet ministers etc.
- bill n. Bill of exchange issued by the government to raise money for temporary needs. - n. (pl. -ies) 1 place or building where treasure is stored. - funds or revenue of a state, institution, or society. - (treasury) a department managing the public revenue of a country. B offices and officers of this. TREATISE
n. A written work dealing formally and systematically with a subject. [anglo-french: related to *treat]
n. Large fern with an upright trunklike stem.
n. Automatic vibrator for making and breaking an electrical circuit.
n. Hist. Wooden or earthenware platter for serving food. [anglo-french: related to *trench]
—v. - (usu. Foll. By on, upon) make an unlawful or unauthorized intrusion (esp. On land or property).
- (foll. By on) make unjustifiable claims on; encroach on (trespass on your hospitality). —n. - law act of trespassing. - archaic sin, offence. trespasser n. [medieval latin: related to *trans-, *pass1] TRIANGLE
n. - plane figure with three sides and angles.
- any three things not in a straight line, with imaginary lines joining them. - implement of this shape. - musical instrument consisting of a steel rod bent into a triangle, struck with a small steel rod. - situation, esp. An emotional relationship, involving three people. triangular adj. [latin: related to *tri-] TRIASSIC
geol. —adj. Of the earliest period of the mesozoic era. —n. This period. [related to *triad]
n. - board appointed to adjudicate in some matter.
- court of justice. - seat or bench for a judge or judges. [latin: related to *tribune] TRICKERY
n. Deception, use of tricks.
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