A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
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n. - pointed arch.
- diagonal rib of a vault. [french] OILED
adj. Slang drunk.
n. (pl. Same or -s) african giraffe-like mammal but with a shorter neck and striped body. [mbuba]
attrib. Adj. Archaic old; of old.
n. Colloq. Old person or thing.
branch n. Gesture of reconciliation or peace.
- green adj. & n. (as adj. Often hyphenated) dull yellowish green. - oil n. Cooking-oil extracted from olives. - —n. - small oval hard-stoned fruit, green when unripe and bluish-black when ripe. - tree bearing this. - its wood. - olive green. —adj. - olive-green. - (of the complexion) yellowish-brown. [latin oliva from greek] OMEGA
n. - last (24th) letter of the greek alphabet (w, w).
- last of a series; final development. [greek o mega = great o] ONEUP
adj. Colloq. Having a particular advantage. one-upmanship n.
n. Vegetable with an edible bulb of a pungent smell and flavour. oniony adj. [latin unio -onis]
n. - attack.
- impetuous beginning.
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