A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- n. Slow pitch-fluctuation in sound-reproduction, perceptible in long notes. [imitative]
WPC
abbr. Woman police constable.
WPM
Abbr. Words per minute.
WRY
adj. (wryer, wryest or wrier, wriest) 1 distorted or turned to one side.
- (of a face, smile, etc.) Contorted in disgust, disappointment, or mockery.
- (of humour) dry and mocking. wryly adv. Wryness n. [old english]
WSW
abbr. West-south-west.
WADE
—v. (-ding) 1 walk through water, mud, etc., esp. With difficulty.
- (foll. By through) go through (a tedious task, book, etc.).
- (foll. By into) colloq. Attack (a person or task) vigorously. —n. Spell of wading. wade in colloq. Make a vigorous attack or intervention. [old english]
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