A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a house and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back.
A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, "My father"s going to come and fix your window very soon."
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, "That will cost you exactly ten dollars."
"But aren"t you the father of that young boy?" the woman asked, looking surprised.
"No," he answered, equally surprised. "Aren"t you his mother? "
- off adj. (also well-off) 1 having plenty of money.
- in a fortunate situation.
- —adv. (better, best) 1 in a satisfactory way (works well).
- with some distinction (plays the piano well).
- in a kind way (treated me well).
- thoroughly, carefully (polish it well).
- with heartiness or approval (speak well of).
- probably, reasonably (you may well be right).
- to a considerable extent (is well over forty). —adj. (better, best) 1 (usu. Predic.) In good health.
- (predic.) A in a satisfactory state or position. B advisable (it would be well to enquire). —int. Expressing surprise, resignation, etc., or used to introduce speech. leave well alone avoid needless change or disturbance. Well and truly decisively, completely. Well away 1 having made considerable progress.
- colloq. Fast asleep or drunk. Well done! Expressing praise for something done. Well worth certainly worth. [old english]
- —n. - shaft sunk into the ground to obtain water, oil, etc.
- enclosed space like a well-shaft, e.g. In the middle of a building for stairs or a lift, or for light or ventilation.
- (foll. By of) source.
- (in pl.) Spa.
- = *ink-well.
- archaic water-spring.
- railed space in a lawcourt. —v. (foll. By out, up) spring as from a fountain. [old english]
WELT
—n. - leather rim sewn round the edge of a shoe-upper for the sole to be attached to.
- = *weal1.
- ribbed or reinforced border of a garment.
- heavy blow. —v. - provide with a welt.
- raise weals on; thrash. [origin unknown]
WEND
v. wend one's way make one's way. [old english, = turn]
WENT
past of *go1.
WEPT
past of *weep.
WERE
2nd sing. Past, pl. Past, and past subjunctive of *be.
- contr. We are.
WEST
country n. South-western england.
- end n. Main entertainment and shopping area of london.
- indian n. - native or national of the west indies.
- person of west indian descent.
- side n. Us western part of manhattan.
- —n. - a point of the horizon where the sun sets at the equinoxes. B compass point corresponding to this. C direction in which this lies.
- (usu. The west) a european civilization. B states of western europe and n. America. C western part of a country, town, etc. —adj. - towards, at, near, or facing the west.
- from the west (west wind). —adv. - towards, at, or near the west.
- (foll. By of) further west than. go west slang be killed or destroyed etc. To the west (often followed by of) in a westerly direction. [old english]
—interrog. Adj. - asking for a choice from an indefinite number or for a statement of amount, number, or kind (what books have you read?).
- colloq. = *which interrog.adj. (what book have you chosen?). —adj. (usu. In an exclamation) how great or remarkable (what luck!). —rel. Adj. The or any … that (will give you what help i can). —pron. (corresponding to the functions of the adj.) 1 what thing or things? (what is your name?; i don't know what you mean).
- (asking for a remark to be repeated) = what did you say? 3 how much (what you must have suffered!).
- (as rel. Pron.) That or those which; a or the or any thing which (what followed was worse; tell me what you think). —adv. To what extent (what does it matter?). what about what is the news or your opinion of. What-d'you-call-it colloq. Substitute for a name not recalled. What ever what at all or in any way (what ever do you mean?) (see also *whatever). What for colloq. - for what reason? 2 severe reprimand (esp. Give a person what for). What have you (prec. By or or and) colloq. Anything else similar. What not (prec. By and) other similar things. What's-his (or -her or -its) -name colloq. Substitute for a name not recalled. What's what colloq. What is useful or important etc. What with colloq. Because of (usu. Several things). [old english]
