In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
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n. - a kind of square dance.
- music for this. [french] QUADRUPED
n. Four-footed animal, esp. A mammal. [latin: related to *quadri-, pes ped- foot]
—adj. - fourfold; having four parts.
- (of time in music) having four beats in a bar. —n. Fourfold number or amount. —v. (-ling) multiply by four. [latin: related to *quadri-] QUARTERLY
—adj. Produced or occurring once every quarter of a year. —adv. Once every quarter of a year. —n. (pl. -ies) quarterly journal.
n. (often attrib.) Style of english architecture, furniture, etc., in the early 18th c.
n. Either of two upright timbers between the tie-beam and main rafters of a roof-truss.
adj. Complaining, peevish. querulously adj. [latin queror complain]
v. Push forward out of turn in a queue.
attrib. Adj. Rapid; in rapid succession.
n. = *lime1.
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A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.