A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- forma —adv. & adj. As or being a matter of form. —n. (in full pro-forma invoice) invoice sent in advance of goods supplied. [latin]
- rata —adj. Proportional. —adv. Proportionally. [latin]
- tem adj. & adv. Colloq. = *pro tempore. [abbreviation]
- tempore adj. & adv. For the time being. [latin]
- n. (pl. -s) colloq. Professional. [abbreviation]
- prefix 1 favouring or supporting (pro-government).
- acting as a substitute or deputy for (proconsul).
- forwards (produce).
- forwards and downwards (prostrate).
- onwards (progress).
- in front of (protect). [latin pro in front (of)]
- prefix 1 favouring or supporting (pro-government).
- acting as a substitute or deputy for (proconsul).
- forwards (produce).
- forwards and downwards (prostrate).
- onwards (progress).
- in front of (protect).
- prefix before in time, place, order, etc. [greek pro before]
- —adj. (of an argument or reason) for; in favour. —n. (pl. -s) reason in favour. —prep. In favour of. [latin, = for, on behalf of]
- —adj. (of an argument or reason) for; in favour. —n. (pl. -s) reason in favour. —prep. In favour of. [latin, = for, on behalf of]
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