There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
black adj. & n. (as adj. Often hyphenated) deep glossy black.
- engine n. Engine using jet propulsion, esp. Of an aircraft.
- lag n. Exhaustion etc. Felt after a long flight across time zones.
- plane n. Plane with a jet engine.
- propulsion n. Propulsion by the backward ejection of a high-speed jet of gas etc.
- set n. Wealthy people who travel widely, esp. For pleasure. jet-setter n. Jet-setting n. & attrib. Adj.
- —n. - stream of water, steam, gas, flame, etc., shot esp. From a small opening.
- spout or nozzle for this purpose.
- jet engine or jet plane. —v. (-tt-) 1 spurt out in jets.
- colloq. Send or travel by jet plane. [french jeter throw from latin jacto]
- n. (often attrib.) Hard black lignite often carved and highly polished. [french jaiet from gagai in asia minor]
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