At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that"s all you want, get a TV!"
in the heart n. Colloq. Congenital defect in the heart membrane.
- n. - a empty space in a solid body. B opening in or through something.
- animal's burrow.
- (in games) cavity or receptacle for a ball.
- colloq. Small or dingy place.
- colloq. Awkward situation.
- golf a point scored by a player who gets the ball from tee to hole with the fewest strokes. B terrain or distance from tee to hole. hole up us colloq. Hide oneself. Make a hole in use a large amount of. holey adj. [old english]
