A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- —n. - a viscous secretion of some trees and shrubs. B adhesive substance made from this.
- us chewing gum.
- = *gumdrop.
- = *gum arabic.
- = *gum-tree. —v. (-mm-) 1 (usu. Foll. By down, together, etc.) Fasten with gum.
- apply gum to. gum up colloq. Interfere with the smooth running of. [greek kommi from egyptian kemai]
- n. (usu. In pl.) Firm flesh around the roots of the teeth. [old english]
- n. by gum! Colloq. By god! [corruption of god]
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