A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
- (caterpillar) a (in full caterpillar track or tread) propr. Steel band passing round the wheels of a tractor etc. For travel on rough ground. B vehicle with these. [anglo-french, = hairy cat]
CAULIFLOWER
ear n. Ear thickened by repeated blows.
- n. Cabbage with a large white flower-head. [french chou fleuri flowered cabbage]
CENTENARIAN
—n. Person a hundred or more years old. —adj. A hundred or more years old.
CENTERBOARD
n. (brit. Centreboard) board lowered through a boat's keel to prevent leeway.
CENTREBOARD
n. (us centerboard) board lowered through a boat's keel to prevent leeway.
CENTREPIECE
n. - ornament for the middle of a table.
- principal item.
CENTRIFUGAL
adj. Moving or tending to move from a centre. centrifugally adv. [from *centre, latin fugio flee]
- force n. Apparent force that acts outwards on a body moving about a centre.
CENTRIPETAL
adj. Moving or tending to move towards a centre. centripetally adv. [latin peto seek]
- force n. Force acting on a body causing it to move towards a centre.
CEREBRATION
n. Working of the brain.
CEREMONIOUS
adj. Fond of or characterized by ceremony; formal. ceremoniously adv.
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