A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. Mother-of-pearl from any shelled mollusc. nacreous adj. [french]
NADIR
n. - part of the celestial sphere directly below an observer.
- lowest point; time of deep despair. [arabic, = opposite]
NAIAD
n. Water-nymph. [latin from greek]
NAIVE
adj. (also naive) 1 innocent; unaffected.
- foolishly credulous.
- (of art) produced in a sophisticated society but lacking conventional expertise. naïvely adv. Naïvety n. (also naïvete). [latin nativus *native]
NAKED
adj. - without clothes; nude.
- without its usual covering.
- undisguised (the naked truth).
- (of a light, flame, sword, etc.) Unprotected or unsheathed. nakedly adv. Nakedness n. [old english]
- eye n. (prec. By the) unassisted vision, e.g. Without a telescope etc.
NANCY
n. (pl. -ies) (in full nancy boy) slang offens. Effeminate man, esp. A homosexual. [pet form of ann]
NANNY
n. (pl. -ies) 1 child's nurse.
- colloq. Grandmother.
- (in full nanny-goat) female goat. [related to *nancy]
NAPPY
n. (pl. -ies) piece of towelling etc. Wrapped round a baby to absorb or retain urine and faeces. [from *napkin]
NASAL
—adj. - of the nose.
- (of a letter or a sound) pronounced with the breath passing through the nose, e.g. M, n, ng.
- (of the voice or speech) having many nasal sounds. —n. Nasal letter or sound. nasalize v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing). Nasally adv. [latin nasus nose]
NASTY
piece of work n. Colloq. Unpleasant or contemptible person.
- —adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 highly unpleasant.
- difficult to negotiate.
- (of a person or animal) ill-natured. —n. (pl. -ies) colloq. Horror film, esp. One on video and depicting cruelty or killing. nastily adv. Nastiness n. [origin unknown]
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