In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
n. - (in full long ton) unit of weight equal to 2,240 lb (1016.05 kg).
- (in full short ton) unit of weight equal to 2,000 lb (907.19 kg).
- = *metric ton.
- (in full displacement ton) unit of measurement of a ship's weight or volume.
- (usu. In pl.) Colloq. Large number or amount (tons of people).
- slang a speed of 100 m.p.h. B £100. weigh a ton colloq. Be very heavy. [originally the same word as *tun]
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