One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!”
“No. You had your chance.”
A minute later the boy screamed, “Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?”
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root n. Tapering root growing vertically downwards.
- —n. - device by which a flow of liquid or gas from a pipe or vessel can be controlled. - tapping of a telephone etc. - taproom. —v. (-pp-) 1 provide (a cask) or let out (liquid) with a tap. - draw sap from (a tree) by cutting into it. - obtain information or supplies from. - extract or obtain; discover and exploit (mineral wealth waiting to be tapped; tap skills of young people). - connect a listening device to (a telephone etc.). on tap 1 ready to be drawn off by tap. - colloq. Freely available. [old english] - —v. (-pp-) 1 (foll. By at, on) strike a gentle but audible blow. - (often foll. By against, on, etc.) Strike or cause (a thing) to strike lightly (tapped me on the shoulder). - (often foll. By out) make by a tap or taps (tapped out the rhythm). - tap-dance. —n. - a light blow; rap. B sound of this. - a tap-dancing. B metal attachment on a tap-dancer's shoe. [imitative]
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