In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you’re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN’T!"
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root n. Tapering root growing vertically downwards.
- —n. - device by which a flow of liquid or gas from a pipe or vessel can be controlled. - tapping of a telephone etc. - taproom. —v. (-pp-) 1 provide (a cask) or let out (liquid) with a tap. - draw sap from (a tree) by cutting into it. - obtain information or supplies from. - extract or obtain; discover and exploit (mineral wealth waiting to be tapped; tap skills of young people). - connect a listening device to (a telephone etc.). on tap 1 ready to be drawn off by tap. - colloq. Freely available. [old english] - —v. (-pp-) 1 (foll. By at, on) strike a gentle but audible blow. - (often foll. By against, on, etc.) Strike or cause (a thing) to strike lightly (tapped me on the shoulder). - (often foll. By out) make by a tap or taps (tapped out the rhythm). - tap-dance. —n. - a light blow; rap. B sound of this. - a tap-dancing. B metal attachment on a tap-dancer's shoe. [imitative]
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