A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion.
So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I"d like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says, "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I"d like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You"re a drummer, aren"t you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That "big red accordion" is the radiator."
piece n. - formal or elaborate arrangement, esp. In art or literature.
- fireworks arranged on scaffolding etc.
- square n. Right-angled triangular plate for drawing lines, esp. At 90°, 45°, 60°, or 30°.
- theory n. The study or use of sets in mathematics.
- v. (-tt-; past and past part. Set) 1 put, lay, or stand in a certain position etc.
- apply (one thing) to (another) (set pen to paper).
- a fix ready or in position. B dispose suitably for use, action, or display.
- a adjust (a clock or watch) to show the right time. B adjust (an alarm clock) to sound at the required time.
- a fix, arrange, or mount. B insert (a jewel) in a ring etc.
- make (a device) ready to operate.
- lay (a table) for a meal.
- style (the hair) while damp.
- (foll. By with) ornament or provide (a surface). 10 make or bring into a specified state; cause to be (set things in motion; set it on fire).
- n. - group of linked or similar things or persons.
- section of society.
- collection of objects for a specified purpose (cricket set; teaset).
- radio or television receiver.
- (in tennis etc.) Group of games counting as a unit towards winning a match.
- math. Collection of things sharing a property.
- direction or position in which something sets or is set.
- slip, shoot, bulb, etc., for planting.
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