"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"Whats the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What"s the good news?"
"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
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- —v. (-tt-) 1 strike gently with a flat palm, esp. In affection, sympathy, etc. - flatten or mould by patting. —n. - light stroke or tap, esp. With the hand in affection etc. - sound made by this. - small mass (esp. Of butter) formed by patting. pat on the back congratulatory gesture. [probably imitative] - —adj. - prepared or known thoroughly. - apposite or opportune, esp. Glibly so (a pat answer). —adv. - in a pat manner. - appositely. have off pat know or have memorized perfectly. [related to *pat1]
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