A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
before —adj. & adv. (in full leg before wicket) cricket (of a batsman) out because of stopping the ball, other than with the bat or hand, which would otherwise have hit the wicket. —n. Such a dismissal.
- n. - each of the limbs on which a person or animal walks and stands.
- leg of an animal or bird as food.
- part of a garment covering a leg.
- support of a chair, table, etc.
- cricket the half of the field (divided lengthways) in which the batsman's feet are placed.
- a section of a journey. B section of a relay race. C stage in a competition. leg it (-gg-) colloq. Walk or run hard. Not have a leg to stand on be unable to support one's argument by facts or sound reasons. On one's last legs near death or the end of usefulness etc. legged adj. (also in comb.). [old norse]
- up n. Help given to mount a horse etc., or to overcome an obstacle or problem; boost.
- warmer n. Either of a pair of tubular knitted garments covering the leg from ankle to knee or thigh.
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