Little Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that."
Jimmy"s dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!!"
of honour n. Ceremonial circuit of a racetrack etc. By a winner.
- n. - front of the body from the waist to the knees of a sitting person.
- clothing covering this. in the lap of the gods beyond human control. In the lap of luxury in extremely luxurious surroundings. [old english]
- —n. - a one circuit of a racetrack etc. B section of a journey etc.
- a amount of overlapping. B overlapping part.
- single turn of thread etc. Round a reel etc. —v. (-pp-) 1 lead or overtake (a competitor in a race) by one or more laps.
- (often foll. By about, round) fold or wrap (a garment etc.) Round.
- (usu. Foll. By in) enfold in wraps etc.
- (as lapped adj.) (usu. Foll. By in) enfolded caressingly.
- cause to overlap. [probably from *lap1]
- —v. (-pp-) 1 a (esp. Of an animal) drink with the tongue. B (usu. Foll. By up, down) consume (liquid) greedily. C (usu. Foll. By up) consume (gossip, praise, etc.) Greedily.
- (of waves etc.) Ripple; make a lapping sound against (the shore). —n. - a act of lapping. B amount of liquid taken up.
