A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked,
"How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill.
That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
n. - a (in many religions) superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature, human fortunes, etc. B image, idol, etc., symbolizing a god.
- (god) (in christian and other monotheistic religions) creator and ruler of the universe.
- adored or greatly admired person.
- (in pl.) Theatr. Gallery. god forbid may it not happen! God knows 1 it is beyond all knowledge.
- i call god to witness that. God willing if providence allows. [old english]
