A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
- block up (a cavity in a tooth); drill and put a filling into (a decayed tooth).
- appoint a person to hold or (of a person) hold (a post).
- hold (an office).
- carry out or supply (an order, commission, etc.).
- occupy (vacant time).
- (of a sail) be distended by wind.
- (usu. As filling adj.) (esp. Of food) satisfy, satiate. —n. - as much as one wants or can bear (eat your fill).
- enough to fill something. fill the bill be suitable or adequate. Fill in 1 complete (a form, document, etc.).
- a complete (a drawing etc.) Within an outline. B fill (an outline) in this way.
- fill (a hole etc.) Completely.
- (often foll. By for) act as a substitute.
- occupy oneself during (spare time).
- colloq. Inform (a person) more fully.
- slang thrash, beat. Fill out 1 enlarge to the required size.
- become enlarged or plump.
- us fill in (a document etc.). Fill up 1 make or become completely full.
- fill in (a document etc.).
- fill the petrol tank of (a car etc.). [old english]
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