A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
- day, month, and year of writing etc., at the head of a document etc.
- period to which a work of art etc. Belongs.
- time when an event takes place.
- colloq. A appointment, esp. Social with a person of the opposite sex. B us person to be met at this. —v. (-ting) 1 mark with a date.
- a assign a date to (an object, event, etc.). B (foll. By to) assign to a particular time, period, etc.
- (often foll. By from, back to, etc.) Have its origins at a particular time.
- appear or expose as old-fashioned (design that does not date; that hat dates you).
- us colloq. A make a date with. B go out together as sexual partners. out of date (attrib. Out-of-date) old-fashioned, obsolete. To date until now. Up to date (attrib. Up-to-date) modern; fashionable; current. [french: related to *data]
- n. - dark oval single-stoned fruit.
- (in full date-palm) tree bearing it. [greek: related to *dactyl, from the shape of the leaf]
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