Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR…"
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!”
rum n. Perfume distilled orig. From bayberry leaves in rum.
- window n. Window projecting outwards from a wall.
- n. Broad curving inlet of the sea. [spanish bahia]
- n. - laurel with deep green leaves.
- (in pl.) Bay wreath, for a victor or poet. [latin baca berry]
- n. - recess; alcove in a wall.
- compartment (bomb bay).
- area specially allocated (loading bay). [french baer gape]
- —adj. (esp. Of a horse) dark reddish-brown. —n. Bay horse. [latin badius]
- —v. Bark or howl loudly and plaintively. —n. Sound of this, esp. Of hounds in close pursuit. at bay cornered, unable to escape. Keep at bay hold off (a pursuer). [french bayer to bark]
