A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied, "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
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adj. (also conscience-struck) made uneasy by a bad conscience.
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) (usu. As deinstitutionalized adj.) Remove from an institution or help recover from the effects of institutional life. deinstitutionalization n.
n. Instrument recording the electric currents generated by a heartbeat.
engine n. Engine with its motive power generated by the explosion of gases or vapour with air in a cylinder.
n. (also lightning-rod) metal rod or wire fixed to an exposed part of a building or to a mast to divert lightning into the earth or sea.
n. Process of enriching oneself or making oneself powerful. self-aggrandizing adj.
adj. = *self-satisfied. self-congratulation n.
n. Rc ch. Conversion of the eucharistic elements wholly into the body and blood of christ. [medieval latin: related to *trans-, *substance]
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The placement of a donkey"s eyes in its" heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.