A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh… Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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n. Attribution of human characteristics to a god, animal, or thing. anthropomorphic adj. [greek morphe form]
adj. Human in form.
n. Loss of elasticity and thickening of artery walls, esp. In old age. [from *artery, *sclerosis]
n. (pl. Commanders-in-chief) supreme commander, esp. Of a nation's forces.
v. (also -ise) (-zing or -sing) divide into compartments or categories.
adj. Able to use computers.
adv. & adj. Us = *anticlockwise.
n. Action taken against enemy spying.
n. - dating of trees by their annual growth rings.
- the study of these. [greek dendron tree] DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC
acid see *dna. [from *de-, *oxygen, *ribonucleic acid]
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