A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
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n. Mammal with a tubular snout and a long tongue, feeding on termites. [afrikaans]
n. Slaughterhouse. [french abatre fell, as *abate]
v. (-ting) 1 (usu. Absol.) Give up or renounce (the throne).
- renounce (a duty, right, etc.). abdication n. [latin dico declare] ABERDEEN
angus n. Animal of a scottish breed of hornless black cattle. [aberdeen in scotland]
adj. Deviating from what is normal or accepted. [latin: related to *err]
n. (usu. Prec. By in, into) temporary disuse. [french: related to *ad-, beer gape]
gram. —n. Case (in latin) of nouns and pronouns indicating an agent, instrument, or location. —adj. Of or in the ablative. [latin ablatus taken away]
n. (usu. In pl.) 1 ceremonial washing of the hands, sacred vessels, etc.
- colloq. A ordinary bodily washing. B place for this. [latin ablutio from luo lut- wash] ABNEGATE
v. (-ting) give up or renounce (a pleasure or right etc.). [latin nego deny]
adj. Deviating from the norm; exceptional. abnormality n. (pl. -ies). Abnormally adv. [french: related to *anomalous]
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When a giraffe"s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.