There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English btard again.
n. (in france) abbot or priest. [french from latin: related to *abbot]
ABET
v. (-tt-) (usu. In aid and abet) encourage or assist (an offender or offence). [french: related to *ad-, *bait]
ABLE
adj. (abler, ablest) 1 (often foll. By to + infin.; used esp. In is able, will be able, etc., replacing tenses of can) having the capacity or power (not able to come).
- talented, clever. ably adv. [latin habilis]
- suffix forming adjectives meaning: 1 that may or must be (eatable; payable).
- that can be made the subject of (dutiable; objectionable).
- relevant to or in accordance with (fashionable; seasonable). [latin -abilis]
ABLY
suffix forming adverbs corresponding to adjectives in -able.
ABTA
abbr. Association of british travel agents.
ABUT
v. (-tt-) 1 (foll. By on) (of land) border on.
- (foll. By on, against) (of a building) touch or lean upon (another). [anglo-latin butta strip of land: related to *butt1]
ACAS
abbr. Advisory, conciliation, and arbitration service.
ACHE
—n. - continuous dull pain.
- mental distress. —v. (-ching) suffer from or be the source of an ache. [old english]
ACHY
adj. (-ier, -iest) full of or suffering from aches.
ACID
house n. A type of synthesized music with a simple repetitive beat, often associated with hallucinogenic drugs.
- rain n. Acid, esp. From industrial waste gases, falling with rain.
- test n. Severe or conclusive test.
- —n. - a any of a class of substances that liberate hydrogen ions in water, are usu. Sour and corrosive, turn litmus red, and have a ph of less than 7. B any compound or atom donating protons.
- any sour substance.
- slang the drug lsd. —adj. - sour.
- biting, sharp (an acid wit).
- chem. Having the essential properties of an acid. acidic adj. Acidify v. (-ies, -ied). Acidity n. Acidly adv. [latin aceo be sour]
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