A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
—v. (-ll-; us -l-) sing with melodious inarticulate sounds and frequent changes between falsetto and normal voice in the manner of swiss mountain-dwellers. —n. Yodelling cry. yodeller n. [german]
YOKEL
n. Rustic; country bumpkin. [perhaps dial.]
YONKS
n.pl. Slang a long time (yonks ago). [origin unknown]
YOULL
contr. You will; you shall.
YOUNG
person n. Law person aged between 14 and 17 years.
- —adj. (younger; youngest) 1 not far advanced in life, development, or existence; not yet old.
- a immature, inexperienced. B youthful.
- of or characteristic of youth (young love).
- representing young people (young farmers).
- a distinguishing a son from his father (young george). B as a familiar or condescending form of address (listen, young lady).
- (younger) distinguishing one person from another of the same name (the younger pitt). —n. (collect.) Offspring, esp. Of animals. youngish adj. [old english]
YOURE
contr. You are.
YOURS
poss. Pron. - the one or ones belonging to you (it is yours; yours are over there).
- your letter (yours of the 10th).
- introducing a formula ending a letter (yours ever; yours truly). of yours of or belonging to you (friend of yours).
YOUTH
club n. Place for young people's leisure activities.
- hostel n. Any of a chain of cheap lodgings for holiday-makers, esp. Walkers and cyclists.
- n. (pl. -s) 1 being young; period between childhood and adult age.
- vigour, enthusiasm, inexperience, or other characteristic of this period.
- young man.
- (as pl.) Young people collectively (the youth of the country). [old english: related to *young]
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