A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service.”
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n. (pl. Yo-yos) 1 toy consisting of a pair of discs with a deep groove between them in which string is attached and wound, and which can be made to fall and rise.
- thing that repeatedly falls and rises. [origin unknown] YUAN
n. (pl. Same) chief monetary unit of china. [chinese]
int. (also yuk) slang expression of strong distaste. [imitative]
n. (in full yule-tide) archaic the christmas festival. [old english]
abbr. Young women's christian association.
—n. - light sailing-vessel.
- larger usu. Power-driven vessel for cruising. —v. Race or cruise in a yacht. [dutch jaghtschip, literally ‘pursuit-ship’] YAHOO
n. Bestial person. [name of a race of brutes in gulliver's travels]
v. Be filled with longing, compassion, or tenderness. yearning n. & adj. [old english]
n. Greyish-yellow fungus obtained esp. From fermenting malt liquors and used as a fermenting agent, to raise bread, etc. [old english]
—v. - produce or return as a fruit, profit, or result.
- give up; surrender, concede. - a (often foll. By to) surrender; submit; defer to. B (as yielding adj.) Compliant; submissive; soft and pliable. - (foll. By to) give right of way to (other traffic). - (foll.
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A cat sees about six times better than a human at night.