A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. - hindu system of meditation and asceticism designed to effect reunion with the universal spirit.
- system of physical exercises and breathing control used in yoga. [sanskrit, = union]
YOGI
n. (pl. -s) devotee of yoga. [hindustani: related to *yoga]
YOKE
—n. - wooden crosspiece fastened over the necks of two oxen etc. And attached to the plough or wagon to be pulled.
- (pl. Same or -s) pair (of oxen etc.).
- object like a yoke in form or function, e.g. A wooden shoulder-piece for carrying a pair of pails, the top section of a garment from which the rest hangs.
- sway, dominion, or servitude.
- bond of union, esp. Of marriage. —v. (-king) 1 put a yoke on.
- couple or unite (a pair).
- (foll. By to) link (one thing) to (another).
- match or work together. [old english]
YOLK
n. Yellow inner part of an egg. [old english: related to *yellow]
YORE
n. of yore a long time ago. [old english, = long ago]
YORK
v. Cricket bowl out with a yorker. [back-formation from *yorker]
YOUD
contr. - you had.
- you would.
YOUR
poss. Pron. - of or belonging to you.
- colloq. Often derog. Much talked of; well known (your typical professor). [old english]
YOWL
—n. Loud wailing cry of or as of a cat or dog in distress. —v. Utter a yowl. [imitative]
