A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied, "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
n. Burrowing plant-eating australian marsupial. [aboriginal]
WOMENS
libber n. Colloq. Supporter of women's liberation.
- liberation n. (also women's lib) colloq. Movement urging the liberation of women from domestic duties and subservient status.
- rights n.pl. Position of legal and social equality with men.
WONDER
—n. - emotion, esp. Admiration, excited by what is unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable.
- strange or remarkable thing, specimen, event, etc.
- (attrib.) Having marvellous or amazing properties etc. (wonder drug; wonder woman). —v. - be filled with wonder or great surprise.
- (foll. By that) be surprised to find.
- desire or be curious to know (i wonder what the time is). i shouldn't wonder colloq. I think it likely. No (or small) wonder one cannot be surprised. Work (or do) wonders 1 do miracles.
- be remarkably effective. [old english]
WONTED
attrib. Adj. Habitual, usual.
WOODED
adj. Having woods or many trees.
WOODEN
adj. - made of wood.
- like wood.
- a stiff, clumsy. B expressionless. woodenly adv. Woodenness n.
WOOFER
n. Loudspeaker for low frequencies. [from *woof1]
WOOLEN
(brit. Woollen) —adj. Made wholly or partly of wool. —n. - woollen fabric.
- (in pl.) Woollen garments. [old english]
WOOLLY
—adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 bearing wool.
- like wool.
- woollen (a woolly cardigan).
- (of a sound) indistinct.
- (of thought) vague or confused. —n. (pl. -ies) colloq. Woollen garment, esp. A pullover. woolliness n.
