A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
n. Burrowing plant-eating australian marsupial. [aboriginal]
WOMENS
libber n. Colloq. Supporter of women's liberation.
- liberation n. (also women's lib) colloq. Movement urging the liberation of women from domestic duties and subservient status.
- rights n.pl. Position of legal and social equality with men.
WONDER
—n. - emotion, esp. Admiration, excited by what is unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable.
- strange or remarkable thing, specimen, event, etc.
- (attrib.) Having marvellous or amazing properties etc. (wonder drug; wonder woman). —v. - be filled with wonder or great surprise.
- (foll. By that) be surprised to find.
- desire or be curious to know (i wonder what the time is). i shouldn't wonder colloq. I think it likely. No (or small) wonder one cannot be surprised. Work (or do) wonders 1 do miracles.
- be remarkably effective. [old english]
WONTED
attrib. Adj. Habitual, usual.
WOODED
adj. Having woods or many trees.
WOODEN
adj. - made of wood.
- like wood.
- a stiff, clumsy. B expressionless. woodenly adv. Woodenness n.
WOOFER
n. Loudspeaker for low frequencies. [from *woof1]
WOOLEN
(brit. Woollen) —adj. Made wholly or partly of wool. —n. - woollen fabric.
- (in pl.) Woollen garments. [old english]
WOOLLY
—adj. (-ier, -iest) 1 bearing wool.
- like wool.
- woollen (a woolly cardigan).
- (of a sound) indistinct.
- (of thought) vague or confused. —n. (pl. -ies) colloq. Woollen garment, esp. A pullover. woolliness n.
