A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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v. - (often foll. By in, off, etc.) Go about from place to place aimlessly.
- a wind about; meander. B stray from a path etc. - talk or think incoherently; be inattentive or delirious. wanderer n. [old english: related to *wend] WANGLE
colloq. —v. (-ling) (often refl.) Contrive to obtain (a favour etc.). —n. Act of wangling. [origin unknown]
engine n. Internal-combustion engine with a continuously rotated and eccentrically pivoted shaft. [wankel, name of an engineer]
n. Coarse slang contemptible or ineffectual person.
—adj. - licentious; sexually promiscuous.
- capricious; arbitrary; motiveless (wanton wind; wanton destruction). - luxuriant; unrestrained (wanton profusion). —n. Literary licentious person. wantonly adv. [from obsolete wantowen, = undisciplined] WAPITI
n. (pl. -s) n. American deer. [a cree word]
—v. (-ling) 1 sing in a gentle trilling manner.
- speak in a warbling manner. —n. Warbled song or utterance. [french werble(r)] WARDEN
n. - (often in comb.) Supervising official (traffic warden).
- president or governor of a college, hospital, etc. [anglo-french and french: related to *guardian] WARDER
n. (fem. Wardress) prison officer. [french: related to *guard]
n. Period of preparatory exercise.
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Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.