A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion.
So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I"d like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says, "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I"d like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You"re a drummer, aren"t you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That "big red accordion" is the radiator."
n. (also ventriloquy) skill of speaking without moving the lips, esp. As entertainment with a dummy. ventriloquist n. [latin venter belly, loquor speak]
VICEPRESIDENT
n. Official ranking below and deputizing for a president. vice-presidency n. (pl. -ies). Vice-presidential adj.
VALETUDINARIAN
—n. Person of poor health or who is unduly anxious about health. —adj. Of a valetudinarian. valetudinarianism n. [latin valetudo health]
VANISHINGPOINT
n. - point at which receding parallel lines appear to meet.
- stage of complete disappearance.
VENDINGMACHINE
n. Slot-machine selling small items.
VERISIMILITUDE
n. Appearance of being true or real. [latin verus true, similis like]
VICECHANCELLOR
n. Deputy chancellor (esp. Administrator of a university).
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