A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy"s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can"t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I"ll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can"t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I"ll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I"m sorry, officer, I can"t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I"ll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can"t do that, officer."
"Because I"m too drunk to do that!"
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v. (-pp-) unfasten the zip of.
v. Set or rise up on end.
case n. Capital letters.
- crust n. Colloq. (prec. By the) the aristocracy. - hand n. (prec. By the) dominance, control. - house n. Higher house in a legislature, esp. The house of lords. - —attrib. Adj. - higher in place; situated above another part. - higher in rank etc. (upper class). —n. Part of a boot or shoe above the sole. on one's uppers colloq. Very short of money. - n. Slang amphetamine or other stimulant. UPSET
—v. (-tt-; past and past part. Upset) 1 overturn.
- disturb the composure or digestion of. - disrupt. —n. - emotional or physical disturbance. - surprising result. —adj. Disturbed (upset stomach). URBAN
adj. Of, living in, or situated in a town or city. [latin urbs city]
- guerrilla n. Terrorist operating in an urban area. URINE
n. Waste fluid secreted by the kidneys and discharged from the bladder. [latin urina]
in sense 1, unique cannot be qualified by adverbs such as absolutely, most, and quite. The use of unique in sense 2 is regarded as incorrect by some people.
- in the last two examples of sense 2 whom is correct, but who is common in less formal contexts. - more fanciful phrase-based combinations, such as employment-wise (= as regards employment) are restricted to informal contexts. - n. - use, treatment (damaged by rough usage). - customary practice, esp. In the use of a language or as creating a precedent in law. - see note at exceptionable. - see note at exceptionable. - see note at un-1. - see note at unsocial. - see note at while. - see note at zoology. - some people reject sense 2 of verbal as illogical, and prefer oral. However, verbal is the usual term in expressions such as verbal communication, verbal contract, and verbal evidence. - the number of words that can be formed with this prefix (and with un-2) is virtually unlimited; consequently only a selection can be given here. - the second pronunciation given for zoology, zoological, and zoologist, with the first syllable pronounced as in zoo, although extremely common, is considered incorrect by some people. - the use of from whence rather than simply whence (as in the place from whence they came), though common, is generally considered incorrect. - the use of this term, and social restrictions accompanying it, were declared illegal under the indian constitution in 1949. - this symbol was superseded in the uk in 1983 by 18, but it is still used in the us. - unsocial is sometimes confused with unsociable. - until, as opposed to till, is used esp. At the beginning of a sentence and in formal style, e.g. Until you told me, i had no idea; he resided there until his decease. - upon is sometimes more formal than on, but is standard in once upon a time and upon my word. - various (unlike several) cannot be used with of, as (wrongly) in various of the guests arrived late. - venal is sometimes confused with venial, which means ‘pardonable’. - venial is sometimes confused with venal, which means ‘corrupt’. - worth while (two words) is used only predicatively, as in thought it worth while to ring the police, whereas worthwhile is used both predicatively and attributively. USHER
—n. - person who shows people to their seats in a cinema, church, etc.
- doorkeeper at a court etc. —v. - act as usher to. - (usu. Foll. By in) announce, herald, or show in. [latin ostium door] USUAL
adj. - customary, habitual (the usual time).
- (absol., prec. By the, my, etc.) Colloq. Person's usual drink etc. as usual as (or was) usual. usually adv. [latin: related to *use] USURP
v. Seize (a throne or power etc.) Wrongfully. usurpation n. Usurper n. [french from latin]
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