The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Homer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket – went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Homer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11," he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That"s not what I meant, but he"s right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Homer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Homer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don"t know."
"Well, why don"t you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Homer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Homer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I"m already working on a murder case!"
—n. Insult; provocation. —v. Insult; provoke contemptuously. [french tant pour tant tit for tat, smart rejoinder]
TAUPE
adj. & n. Grey tinged with esp. Brown. [french, = *mole1]
TAWNY
adj. (-ier, -iest) orange-brown or yellow-brown. [anglo-french taune: related to *tan1]
- owl n. Reddish-brown european owl.
TAXON
n. (pl. Taxa) any taxonomic group. [back-formation from *taxonomy]
TBONE
n. T-shaped bone, esp. In steak from the thin end of a loin.
TEACH
v. (past and past part. Taught) 1 a give systematic information, instruction, or training to (a person) or about (a subject or skill) (taught me to swim). B (absol.) Practise this professionally. C communicate, instruct in (suffering taught me patience).
- advocate as a moral etc. Principle (taught forgiveness).
- (foll. By to + infin.) A instruct (a person) by example or punishment (that will teach you not to disobey). B colloq. Discourage (a person) from (that will teach you to laugh). teachable adj. [old english]
TEASE
—v. (-sing) (also absol.) 1 a make fun of playfully, unkindly, or annoyingly; irritate. B allure, esp. Sexually, while withholding satisfaction.
- pick (wool etc.) Into separate fibres.
- dress (cloth) esp. With teasels. —n. - colloq. Person fond of teasing.
- act of teasing (only a tease). tease out separate by disentangling. [old english]
TEDDY
boy n. Colloq. Youth, esp. Of the 1950s, wearing edwardian-style clothes, hairstyle, etc. [teddy, pet form of edward]
- n. (also teddy) (pl. -ies) (in full teddy bear) soft toy bear. [teddy, pet form of theodore roosevelt]
TEENS
n.pl. Years of one's age from 13 to 19 (in his teens).
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