A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
- roll about, throw, or be thrown, restlessly or from side to side.
- (usu. Foll. By to, away, aside, out, etc.) Throw (a thing) lightly or carelessly.
- a throw (a coin) into the air to decide a choice etc. By the side on which it lands. B (also absol.; often foll. By for) settle a question or dispute with (a person) in this way.
- (of a bull etc.) Throw (a person etc.) Up with the horns.
- coat (food) with dressing etc. By shaking it. —n. - act of tossing (a coin, the head, etc.).
- fall, esp. From a horse. toss one's head throw it back esp. In anger, impatience, etc. Toss off 1 drink off at a draught.
- dispatch (work) rapidly or without effort.
- coarse slang masturbate. Toss up toss a coin. [origin unknown]
TOTE
bag n. Woman's large bag for shopping etc.
- n. Slang totalizator. [abbreviation]
- v. (-ting) esp. Us colloq. Carry, convey (toting a gun). [originally us, probably of dial. Origin]
TOUR
de force n. (pl. Tours de force) outstanding feat or performance. [french]
- operator n. Travel agent specializing in package holidays.
- —n. - a journey from place to place as a holiday; sightseeing excursion. B a walk round; inspection (made a tour of the garden).
- spell of duty on military or diplomatic service.
- series of performances, matches, etc., at different places. —v. - (usu. Foll. By through) make a tour.
- make a tour of (a country etc.). on tour (esp. Of a team, theatre company, etc.) Touring. [latin: related to *turn]
- solicit the custom of (a person) or for (a thing), esp. Sell (tickets) at a price higher than the official one.
- spy out the movements and condition of racehorses in training. —n. Person who touts, esp. Tickets. [old english, = peep]
TOWN
clerk n. Us & hist. Official in charge of the records etc. Of a town.
- crier n. = *crier 2.
- gas n. Manufactured gas for domestic and commercial use.
- hall n. Headquarters of local government, with public meeting rooms etc.
- house n. - town residence, esp. Of a person with a house in the country.
- terrace house.
- house in a planned group in a town.
- n. - a densely populated built-up defined area, between a city and a village in size. B densely populated area, esp. As opposed to the country.
- a london or the chief city or town in an area (went up to town). B central business area in a neighbourhood. go to town colloq. Do something with great energy or enthusiasm. On the town colloq. Enjoying night-life in a town. [old english]
- planning n. Planning of the construction and growth of towns. town planner n.
TRAD
colloq. —n. Traditional jazz. —adj. Traditional. [abbreviation]
TRAM
n. - (also tramcar) electrically-powered passenger road vehicle running on rails.
- four-wheeled vehicle used in coalmines. [low german and dutch trame beam]
TRAP
—n. - device, often baited, for catching animals.
- trick betraying a person into speech or an act.
- arrangement to catch an unsuspecting person.
- device for hurling an object, e.g. A clay pigeon, into the air to be shot at.
- compartment from which a greyhound is released at the start of a race.
- device that sends a ball into the air.
- curve in a downpipe etc. That fills with liquid and forms a seal against the return of gases.
- two-wheeled carriage (pony and trap).
- = *trapdoor. 10 slang mouth (esp. Shut one's trap). —v. (-pp-) 1 catch (an animal) in a trap.
- catch or catch out (a person) by means of a trick etc.
- stop and retain in or as in a trap.
- provide (a place) with traps. [old english]
- n. (in full trap-rock) dark-coloured igneous rock. [swedish]
TRAY
n. - flat board, usu. With a raised rim, for carrying dishes.
- shallow lidless box for papers or small articles, sometimes forming a drawer in a cabinet etc. [old english]
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