A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on Wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!! Is it clear for you?" - husband asks his wife.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"So, the second tradition... On Fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"The third tradition... On Sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing...whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
Is it clear for you?" - he asks.
"Yes, sure," - she answers.
"Any objections?" - he asks.
"No, I understand," - his wife answers.
"Maybe you have your own traditions?" - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I don’t care.. I have sex!!!"
n. - a unglazed usu. Brownish-red earthenware. B statuette of this.
- its colour. [italian, = baked earth]
TESTACEOUS
adj. Having a hard continuous shell.
TETRAMETER
n. Prosody verse of four measures.
THANKFULLY
adv. - in a thankful manner.
- let us be thankful (that) (thankfully, it didn't rain).
THEATRICAL
—adj. - of or for the theatre or acting.
- (of a manner or person etc.) Calculated for effect; showy. —n. (in pl.) Dramatic performances (amateur theatricals). theatricality n. Theatrically adv.
THEMSELVES
pron. - emphat. Form of *they or *them.
- refl. Form of *them. be themselves act in their normal, unconstrained manner. By themselves see by oneself.
THEODOLITE
n. Surveying-instrument for measuring horizontal and vertical angles with a rotating telescope. [origin unknown]
THEOLOGIAN
n. Expert in theology. [french: related to *theology]
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